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Country So Fresh You Have To Check Your Boots

by Mike Kuster

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    Mike Kuster’s sophmore studio album, Country So Fresh You Have to Check Your Boots, continues Mike’s celebration of traditional Country Music with songs written from the heart of a country boy.

    The album explores the dynamics of troubled relationships, small-town America, an ode to Mike’s grandmother, and the mountains he loves so.

    “I have put so much of myself in this album. It is not auto-biographical, but filled with the sounds, places, and people I love,” Mike shared.

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1.
Front porch swing, mint julep in my hand the quiet of midnight in a small town land Ain't nothing better in this whole wide world Makes your worries fade and it calms your nerves Nothing made by pharma ever works like this You'll be ready for tomorrow with a few more sips So take a little break watch the world go by As you sway to the rhythm of times gone by on that Front porch swing, mint julep in your hand In the quiet of midnight in a small town land Hear the crickets sing, watch lightning bugs dance The chorus of the peepers put you in a trance The mountain and the river bring a gentle breeze Cuts through the heat, it’s just what you need While you take a little break before you go to bed As your mind drifts away far from your head on that Front porch swing, mint julep in your hand In the quiet of midnight in a small town land So sip it while you're swaying, take some deep long breaths Soak up the silence and melt into the ease While you're on that Front porch swing, mint julep in your hand In the quiet of midnight in any small town land Trust in the magic of your little home town And life’s simple pleasures on a front porch swing
2.
Girl, Ya make me need to cheat I don't want to, but I will Ya make me need to cheat I love you even still Ya make me need to cheat Cuz I ain't got none in a while Girl, Ya make me need to cheat I just need a little thrill I'm faithful to ya girl But I've got needs that go unfilled I never thought I'd do it Cuz I love only you girl But this hungers growing darlin And you ain't feeding my desire I can't hold on any longer For you to give that lovin smile Ya make me need to cheat I just need a tender touch Ya make me need to cheat I can't go another week Ya make me need to cheat It ain't good to feel unloved Girl, Ya make me need to cheat I don't want to, but here I go Girl, ya make me need to cheat I don't want to, but I will Ya make me need to cheat I love you even still Ya make me need to cheat Cuz I ain't got none in a while Girl, Ya make me need to cheat I don't want to, but I will
3.
What if she says Yes What if she smiles back What if she sits down In the booth with me And says she likes my style What if she moves closer To me in this booth And puts her hand upon my thigh What if she says yes When I ask her to dance When a slow song plays What if she holds me tight Lord what will I do Can I uphold my vows Will I be strong Or will I give in now What if she kisses me When I say good night What if she follows me Up to my room What if she asks to spend the night What if she insists That she treats me right Lord what will I do Will I forsake my wife Can I resist her moves To avoid that strife I don't know what I'll do I've created this mess I shouldn't have asked What if she says yes What if she says yes
4.
Down in Pleasant Valley Out on Frog Eye Road In the shadow of South Mountain That’s where you’ll want to go There’s a party in that valley Full of good old fun Country folk for miles Come to play in that mud At the Frog Eye Mud Bog Everyone’s a friend We’re dancing in the clay To Escape that August heat Grab yourself a blanket Set-up a lawn chair Bring along a cooler Full of your favorite beer Two-hundred feet of mud In a bog that’s two feet deep About a hundred entries And thousands in the seats You can hear the roar for miles Echoes off the mountain walls Down the Potomac River Up Appalachian draws At the Frog Eye Mud Bog Keep the power on Put the pedal to the metal Paddle tires throwing sludge Watch to see who makes it Who’ll get stuck in the muck Stock machines or custom mods Which can beat the swamp The engines are a revving The hills are filled with cheers Muds a flinging everywhere Grab yourself a beer The party ain’t over Till your covered in the muck We’re celebrating summer And the freedom that we love If you find yourself near Brownsville In those Maryland hills Round the end of August Follow the creek called Israel At the Frog Eye Mud Bog Everyone’s a friend Come dance in the clay And escape that August heat I can guarantee That you’ll make lifelong friends You’ll have yourself a blast At the Frog Eye Mud Bog
5.
No Happiness 03:13
I have no happiness When you are sad Your sorrow brings Me to my knees I feel I fail When you are blue I just can't win I'm full of gloom It seems as though Without your cheer I can’t help but To drown in tears Babe I need your smile It’s yours to give Like air to breath I need to live A simple smile Lights up my world But your sorrow steals My breath away Your misery spells my doom There’s no escape Without your loves embrace Just flash a lovin’ smile To help me live So I don’t drown in tears That’s all I need I have no happiness When you are blue Your sorrow brings Me to my knees
6.
Hanging out at Cactus Flats In Wranglers, boots and hats After working in the fields we need to unwind So it’s frosty mugs of ice cold brews to loosen our minds Everybody swayin’ to a steel guitar Jukebox pumpin' twangin’ tunes Shufflin’ two step dance Sawdust on the floor adds a beat to the songs The band starts playing fiddles saw through the noise Country so fresh you'll have to check your boots Cooks slingin burgers While dancin along Bartenders shakin with the beat of the drums Waitresses servin’ while singing the songs The dance floors hoppin’ It's Saturday night The joint’s still rockin’ When they holler last call They’re headin for the pasture as they turn out the lights A field party’s formin’ ain’t no end in sight A bonfire growin’ drawin’ folks to the flame Country so fresh, you’ll need to check your boots Sheriff pulls up puts his hand on his gun But he doesn’t pull his weight He just joins in the fun Farmer comes out to check on his cows The dancin’ girls and rhythm Get him dancin’ along When you wake up on Sunday Wonderin’ where have you been A lingering scent is your only clue Following the odor leads your nose to the floor Country so fresh, you’ll need to check your boots Country so fresh, you’ll need to check your boots
7.
Whiskey sorrow Put off the pain till tomorrow bartender pour another round Wash my sorrow down When I'm feeling down I make my way to the tavern Pull up to the bar Order whiskey sour As it goes down Order another round Cause the whiskey’s working Drownin the pain Whiskey sorrow Shows a better tomorrow Forgetting all the things I screwed up in my past Whiskey sorrow Won't have to beg steal or borrow Till I get to the bottom and I find all of my regrets As I leave the job I face another night alone But there's a place I go Where I feel I've got friends I pull into the bar I order my whiskey sorrow Start sippin' and a tipping That's when the real fun begins Whiskey sorrow I'll be the life of the party Till I get to the bottom and I find my regrets In my whiskey sorrow
8.
I think I'll celebrate by going away Twenty years together And there's nothing left to say You don't want me near you The kids all act the same I'm sick and tired of Hurting I've failed and I leave in shame So, I think I'll celebrate by going away I’ll no longer be bother And you won’t have me to blame The bills I'll keep on paying The lights will still come on I won't be there to wake you Or do the goddamned chores I think I'll celebrate by going away It's best that I just leave There's nothing left to save You've always got a headache The kids don’t do a thing The cars they drive the food they eat The cash for their new kicks That’s why I’ll celebrate by going away There’s nothing here to hold me I ain’t nothing but a piggy bank The only words I hear are rude I get no damned respect My needs all go unanswered I'm just fodder for the ticks. That’s why I'll celebrate by going away Y'all probably won't even notice That I've left without a trace. There's nothing here to celebrate So, I'm finally going away In fact, y'all might just celebrate The day I went away.
9.
Only business in town was an old fuel pump At the ole Pop shop Mr. Feaga sat inside Waitin’ for a car to pull up Full Service at the pump Windows cleaned with local Gossip Grab a drink and a Magazine Those memories Of a long gone scene What I’d give to go back To Feagaville Old man Uebel had a half mile track Training horses to race out in the back Racin’ horses was the thing That brought folks here Sure weren’t nothing else That track was fun for racin' bikes too I’d ride mine over in the afternoon Stop by Feaga’s just to buy a Coke And candy too That’s where I broke my tail bone Ridin' horses and showin’ off Tryin’ to impress Mr. Uebel’s granddaugther Those memories Of a long gone scene What I’d give to go back To Feagaville Behind Grange Hall on Saturdays 4-H meetings by the day Secret rendezvous At night Ran off Sunday teachers cause we were wild But that pastor saw the Lord in us He patiently waited on us To grow Patience of a saint Walking down that dead end lane Holding hands with a teenage crush The smell of chicken frying For Sunday dinner On a front porch swing on Feagaville Lane Waitin’ on the family Is a memory that I Hold dear Those memories Of a long gone scene What I’d give to go back To Feagaville Back to Feagaville
10.
The state put out a warrant for me Friday Another week I couldn't pay what she's due They're messing how they count my alimony Cause there's nothing left but blood bones and sinew They told the judge I'm wasting' all my money That I spend it all before the payday's through They want my boss to send to her directly And she can send me what she doesn't use Well I told that judge that they're mistaken I can barely pay my rent and for my food Every other penny is spent on that woman And my buddy keeps a tab for me as proof Well her lawyer she objected to my statement She claimed she has some photos of the truth Her evidence was passed up to his honor There were pictures of me drinking in a bar Well I set the record straight and told my story To that judge so he could understand my truth I go out every evening after working The bartender keeps a tab of what I spend The medicine I drink is listed clearly As prescription with her name written in red If it weren't for all the trouble and the heartache I'd have a million pennies that I could send Instead I have to pay for all her damage It's spent on her and all the things that she did Her lawyer said that just ain't the answer And those photos that she had were not the end She showed the judge some photos of me smoking That weed she said I keep out in my shed Your honor that just medicine I'm taking To help me to unwind and go to bed My doctor told me I really need it For diagnosis he wrote her name in red So, a quarter of my pay goes to her memory The whiskey helps me wash her from my head Another quarters spent to heal the heartache The weed I smoke relieves the pain she left I tend to eat my misery each evening So some stranger brings me dinners in a sack Each meal comes with a receipt for the record And you'll see her name on every one I have After all that money I spend on her She wants another quarter of my pay That leaves me without the rent and taxes What's left to take when I am left for dead Just take it all and leave me in my misery With my last drop I’ll write her name in red
11.
Ora Lee 02:48
Ora Lee You held my hand Taught me how to pray Loved with all you had Made my worries fade When I was little boy You wiped my tears away Sowed the seeds of joy And after many years You were still right there When as a grown man I felt I'd lost my way Ora Lee I wouldn't be the man I've come to be Without your love and prayers Taking me to church I learned humility As you fell asleep During liturgy You encouraged me To sing and to play My first recordings Were tapes just for you But what I loved most Was the time we shared Whether it was in a pew Or walks without a care At the end You held my hand And you prayed with me But couldn’t stop my tears Ora Lee I still miss your love Sometimes I need you now Like when I was young So I just sit and pray That you can hear my song As I sing my love for Ora Lee
12.
All the women that I want are already married We have a night of fun and then they leave me Next night I sit here at the bar alone awaiting Scroll through their socials to find out they're married They go back home to see their one and only Who think she spent girls’ night at karaoke He has no idea that she was with me And that she took my heart back home In a few weeks she might come back to me Another girls’ night out is what she’ll tell him That man who gave a ring is unsuspecting Cause who’d believe she’d be out cheating That pretty angel sitting here with me Will let me take her home tonight In the morning she’s going to leave me And head back home to Mr. Right I can’t blame them for needing something That I gladly give ‘em when they come to see me I enjoy the time we’re sharing But I sure wish one would just stay All the women that I want are already married We have a night of fun then they leave me Next night I sit here at the bar alone awaiting Scroll through their socials to find out they're married Lord what I’d give for one to stay with me But all the women I want are already married
13.
There’s something bout a mountain stream The musky-sweet smell of autumn leaves That puts all of me At ease Like the petrichor just before it rains The odors trigger some memory An ancient thing down In my genes It makes the fall my favorite time Like the world prepares me to unwind Take things slower and Rest until the spring As kids we made big piles of leaves That once were green but now have changed To amber, crimson, ochre And vermilion Jumping in to hear the crunch Feel the crispness on our skin Breathe the lovely smell Of their decay Racing sticks as they float downstream Crossing creeks on fallin’ limbs Chasing shadows As they grow longer Building huts of sticks and leaves Sit within and watch the sun Lower to the ground Way too early Harken back to simpler times Piles of leaves and singin’ rhymes Cracklin’ fires And Apple Cider No Internet and constant news Social pressures and weird taboos Just sittin’ in the woods With Mother Nature There’s something bout a mountain stream The musky-sweet smell of autumn leaves That puts all of me At ease Yeah mountain streams and autumn leaves That puts all of me At ease

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Mike Kuster’s sophmore studio album, Country So Fresh You Have to Check Your Boots, continues Mike’s celebration of traditional Country Music with songs written from the heart of a country boy.

The album explores the dynamics of troubled relationships, small-town America, an ode to Mike’s grandmother, and the mountains he loves so.

“I have put so much of myself in this album. It is not auto-biographical, but filled with the sounds, places, and people I love,” Mike shared.

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released June 9, 2023

The album was produced and engineered by Dr. Ford, who produced Mike’s first studio album, Better Late Than Never. Joining Mike and Dr. Ford, who also performs percussion and keyboards, on the album are Chris Condon on guitars, Caleb Mundy on bass, and Michael Cleveland on fiddle.

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Mike Kuster Walkersville, Maryland

Mike Kuster filled his debut album, Better Late Than Never, with country songs he wrote grounded in a love for traditional country music. Mike tapped a group of award-winning musicians to bring his songs to life including Dr. Ford, Chris Condon (guitars), Caleb Mundy (bass guitar), Smith Curry (pedal steel guitar and dobro), Gary Carter (steel guitar), and Michael Cleveland (fiddle and mandolin). ... more

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